Anonymous Obama campaign staffers reveal all.
By now, you’ve probably heard of the anonymous McCain campaign staffers who trashed Palin, or the anonymous GOP governors who told CNN they secretly hated her, or the elves helping Santa who contacted the spirit of Teddy Roosevelt, who in turn showed up in Chris Mathews dreams informing him that Abe Lincoln had informed Teddy Roosevelt’s ghost that he didn’t liked what Sarah had done to his party. As luck would have it, it isn’t just the Republicans who secretly go undercover to validate the other party’s talking points, Democrats do it too. Exactly 598 former Obama staffers have contacted me anonymously with juicy damaging details about their former boss. Seem unrealistic? Would you believe 198? How about just 98? Ok, 3. I’m not going any lower than 3.
According to 3 anonymous Obama staffers, Obama:
Hates kittens and old people (see: John McCain)
Saw the intelligence briefs after winning the election and exclaimed, “Oh crap, what did I get myself into?!”
Originally planned to put “unconditional surrender to terrorists” as the headline for his foreign policy plan before staffers intervened.
Had a Karl Marx poster on his wall before Axelrod forced him to take it down.
Has only sold his body once.
Eats live babies for breakfast.
There you have it, the anonymous Obama staffers have spoken and given us the real dish on Obama. Now we just have to wait for the media to pick up on this story and report it like they did the other “anonymous” sources…….