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DNC Platform: Exploit the private sex lives of children to win cheap political points. Obama ’08!

New platforms for the DNC:

Exploit the private sex lives of children to win cheap political points.  Obama ’08!

Because we need your money more than you do.  Obama ’08!

Changing positions you can believe in.  Obama ’08! 

Keeping the woman at home, where she belongs.  Obama ’08!

Palin is bad, Palin is bad, Palin is bad, Palin is bad!  Obama ’08!

Hillary Democrats are too smart to vote for a woman from the GOP, not smart enough to remember us trashing them a few months ago.  We hope.  Obama ’08!

America is a victim, except without the moral authority.  Obama ’08!

Forty-seven terrorist organizations can’t be wrong!  Obama ’08!

Because communism will work this time!  We swear!  Obama ’08!

Got any more ideas?

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  1. fredshelm
    September 3, 2008 at 5:35 pm

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